I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
Tragedies of life
the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know
Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though.
French: About time you learned French.
Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED
Dutch: but why would you do this
why would you do this
Actually, it wasn’t at all that instantaneous, although I wish it was! My journey began at 3:00 am EST so my family and I could get to the Dulles Airport in time for my 7:30 am flight. For those traveling with Virgin America out of IAD, please note that the counter does not open until 5am, which meant that my family and I had to wait half an hour for it to open. That wasn’t terrible, but if…