1. il-tenore-regina:

    lancrebitch:

    badassperger:

    hoganddice:

    takethethirdoption:

    I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

    "I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

    This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

    Hahahaha!

    Yessss

    LOL 

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  4. omgbuglen:

    Tragedies of life

  5. swagcutekorea:

Luhan
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  6. exosusebaek:

    credit @ kachen.net

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  8. guy:

    the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

    Reblogged from: littlelottechristina
  9. fatnajl:

    linguisticsyall:

    Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

    French: About time you learned French. 

    Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

    Dutch: but why would you do this

    why would you do this

    Reblogged from: foxyshambles
    • If I have to sit for more than 10 minutes, it’s not happening - I’m pretty sure my rear is permanently damaged from sitting in airplanes for two long.
    • The weather forecast says that it’s 84 degrees Fahrenheit with 64% humidity and let me tell you, that is a damn lie. I walked one little block from my hostel and felt like all the water had been zapped out of my body. It is more 293437 degrees!
    • I went to this convenience store - I don’t remember the name, but it wasn’t GS25 or CU…it was so awesome because it has an automatic slider door, but you have to push a button for it to open. Which is awesome since I hate when automatic doors keep opening and shutting when people walk past.
    • My hostel has a nice, homey feel to it and all the guests are women - idk how that happened. I want to keep coming back to this guesthouse. 
    • My hair is rebelling against me - it’s so frizzy! I can’t wait to wash it on Monday - sorry other EPIKers, I will socialize after my hair is done!
    • I miss being able to understand what people are saying around me, so I’m going to try studying harder! 
  10. Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it.
    (via 1112pm)
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  11. And Just like that, I’m in Korea!

    Actually, it wasn’t at all that instantaneous, although I wish it was! My journey began at 3:00 am EST so my family and I could get to the Dulles Airport in time for my 7:30 am flight. For those traveling with Virgin America out of IAD, please note that the counter does not open until 5am, which meant that my family and I had to wait half an hour for it to open. That wasn’t terrible, but if…

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  12. penandpage:

    sixthrock:

    sofapizza:

    pleatedjeans:

    This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]

    their neighbors must be terrified.

    *wag wag wag*
    *happy dog face*
    *BLOODCURDLING DEATH SCREECH*
    *wag wag wag*

    I WANT THAT DOG SO MCUH

    Reblogged from: foxyshambles
  13. radtracks:

    she looks so perfect // 5 seconds of summer

    if i showed up with a plane ticket
    and a shiny diamond ring with your name on it
    would you wanna run away too
    cause all i really want is you

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  14. rheaonce:

blackandmildwithgod
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